Great Literature Retitled To Boost Website Traffic
Including:
- 7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism
- 8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The American Dream
- 6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know
Reminds me of another McSweeney’s post: Nietzsche’s Angel Food Cake
1. Allow the angel to reach room temperature. Then kill it.
2. Kill God. Set Him aside.
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14. Eat it. It is delicate, morbid, loveable, and you will die depressed, delirious, and overweight.
